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Pornaoke Pimps : Dress Guide ...

'You don’t have to be in a caddy to be a Pornaoke Pimp daddy!'

Here’s our guide on what to wear for dudes and chicks going to a Pornaoke Pimps night:

What’s Pimpin ...

Pimp, bling bling - by the bucket load, mullets, tashes and porno goatees, platforms, white, black, snakeskin loafers, sharp suits, sexy numbers, silk, fur & animal prints (fake), shades, shirts, outrageous t-shirt prints, horns, halos, wigs, expensive/classy fancy dress, dungarees, classic cars, gloves, chicks, hot-pants, sexy, slinky, tight fitting booties, halter neck tops, bikinis, fedora hats, trilby hats, flat caps, scarves, open neck shirts, silk, knee high (even better thigh high) boots.

What’s Stinkin ...

Scallies, chavs, cods, geeks and anything tramp, Goths, baseball caps, black turn-up school trousers, dodgy shoes, leather pants – its pimps not gimps! Cheap fancy dress, football, rugby or sports shirts, tracksuits (unless they’re velour or suede), trainers, tacky jazz, too much make-up, hatless pimps ('don’t be a phoney - cap that dome homie!'), ladies in too much clothing!

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